I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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