he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
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will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
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So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
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Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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