Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
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All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
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I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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