I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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