but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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