id be glad to
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
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I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
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Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
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