doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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