wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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