I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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