She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
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They have a pepper shaker for pot.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
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Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
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