Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I wish they made helmets for livers.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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