a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
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Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
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I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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