Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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