quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
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Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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