Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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