Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
