Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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