just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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