Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
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there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
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The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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