Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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