I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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