The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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