when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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