No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
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THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
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You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
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