just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
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some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
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LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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