Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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