I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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