This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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