yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Randomize
