If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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