Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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