There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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