he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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