Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
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