i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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