i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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