what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
sarcasm needs its own font
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
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Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
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By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
She made me pour olive oil on her.
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