Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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