so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
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What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
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We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.