Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Blow job season was short but glorious.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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