yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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