shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
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i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
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I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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