the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
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REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
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Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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