Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
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I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
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I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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