If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
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At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
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Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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