physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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