dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
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The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
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Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
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