Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
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In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
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Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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