Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
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I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
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Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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