A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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