Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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