drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
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No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
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hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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