it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Shame - the story of my life.
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