Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
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