Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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